My prom was awesome I have no regrets Now that the Catholics all have empty nests I can tell you honestly it was all gay as hell
I don’t know who invented the bottle that spins but I know it’s a fun game that everyone wins when you play it with closeted queers in a love carousel
when nobody thinks that it’s real to be bi your hometown gets filled up with all sorts of lies I’m sorry for all the straight roles that I failed at portraying
but Lord grant me patience and Hugh Grant me grace i never knew love til I looked in their face when they told me with tears in their eyes that this wasn’t just playing
that isn’t what happened but it’s what I remember don’t tell the host I don’t want to offend her but I’ve never felt stronger while loving so tender and we tried so hard but we were still wrong about gender
I haven’t been following the doubleclicks lately but I was a big fan in middle school, which is a shame, because I just found out one of the members came out as non-binary and their name is LASER??? Holy fuck
HI! I miss going to conventions, artists alleys, and malls. It’s almost time for holiday shopping. I asked twitter for some suggestions of small businesses to check out, and some incredible suggestions popped up!
Take a walk through the virtual mall with me! And then we’ll go to the food court and the arcade until my mom picks us up.
Check these places out if you want to have a fun evening of thing-scrolling instead of doom-scrolling! Patronize these places when you need to buy things (because you have stopped helping billionaires, right?)
Tweet at me if there are more cool creators I should see!
Sensitive Badass, The Doubleclicks cover. I was feeling many many feelz today, and singing this song helped. Whatever’s going on with you as you read this, I hope that you feel like the sensitive brave beautiful lovable badass that you are!
the two Doubleclicks songs most likely to give me The Feels are “imposter” which is about the curiosity robot landing on mars, and “kilogram” which is about the official kilogram getting replaced by reference to a universal constant
and like, the songs aren’t just about those things, they are sung by those two inanimate objects… the little robot so unsure of herself “I’m just pretending I can do this” and the kilogram wondering “who will I be, if I’m not your kilogram?”
Laser, a member of nerd-folk band The Doubleclicks visits with CON-Link about the origin of their band, their fans, and what they are looking forward to at CONvergence 2019: The Next Celebration!
Hi, my partner is fat and I am thin. I’m thin bc of my genetics, my chronic illness, and various medications. My partner is fat bc of genetics and having their metabolism fucked over bc their parents starved them as a child.
I am not out of their league. In my opinion, they are the prettier one.
I often listen to the doubleclicks’ “Clifford is not too big,” and cry bc they and so many others have been oppressed and have suffered terrible violence for simply existing in their own bodies.
My partner can not access medically necessary surgery unless they lose an arbitrary and unsafe amount of weight. Their healthcare is literally being held hostage. If fat people die younger, it is bc they are denied adequate and equal healthcare. It is bc they are shamed and berated at the doctor’s office rather than cared for.
Make no mistake, eating a healthy, varied diet and enough calories, exercising daily, all these things make one healthier. But there’s a persistent myth that fat bodies can’t also be healthy. My partner is fat and healthier than me, but everybody assumes the opposite bc they’ve been brainwashed by our fatphobic society.
Fat bodies are not inferior. Fat people are not inferior. Fatphobia is violence.
“If Clifford doesn’t fit, then the world is too small… If you don’t fit in, they’re just thinking too small.”
Citra is REALLY bad at meowing. She sounds like a broken party favor when she remembers to actually meow.
OH MY GOD
Being an orange female kitty is already rare, but you had to go adopt the one in a million who can’t cat properly
She came in a two pack so I had to.
Simcoe (left) and Citra (right), both girls. Both rescues. Both biological litter mates (sisters). Both long term loving projects to teach human trust to.
WAIT! WAIT!! So, are you telling me that actual, normal meow was the sister? Who, seemingly, just meowed at the moment because she saw her sister struggling so she tried to help by giving her an example???
THAT was actually Seymour. Who does also love Citra, but wasn’t really helping. He’s just very vocal because he’s an exclamation mark in a cat’s body.
